Home Remedies

   Friend Kathy passed this along.  I don't know who deserves the credit; if you do, please pass the name or source along.  Many of this have seen this, but it's so good, it deserves another airing:

Most of you probably have seen this, but I don't remember it myself.  That's just one good reason to have a bad memory.  You can enjoy some things over and over and over.... I needed a couple of chuckles and this filled the bill tonight. Nothing wrong that tomorrow can't potentially fix.

My dearest daughters, please note #5 which applies to all three of us (and Camryn, I'm not sure about Mack yet!)
Breathe in Peace  Love Kathy

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and, presto, the blockage will be removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with your wife about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink.

4. For high-blood-pressure sufferers:
Simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40; if it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: EVERYONE SEEMS NORMAL UNTIL YOU GET TO KNOW THEM. So be brief with people.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. 

Thoughts for the day:
Be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

Some people are like "slinkies". They're not really good for anything; but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Comments

[Carla Stream]

Thanks for the laugh. Just stopping by.